Lemon Soda In, Chocolate Milk Out

Yesterday I had a stomach ache, and made a very poor decision. I figured that I might need to take a laxative, and threw down half a bottle of this...

Just know that if you ever drink this, you're not gonna be able to go anywhere for the rest of the day.

I drank it before going to sleep, and wore two pairs of shorts to bed, just to be safe.