<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18012219</id><updated>2011-07-07T18:37:19.284-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I Tell Stacy</title><subtitle type='html'>Story of my life, as I dictate to Stacy (the front-desk girl where I work) on a regular basis.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://itellstacy.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18012219/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://itellstacy.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>ItellStacy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16949444973118610317</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18012219.post-1244938104037189059</id><published>2010-01-11T18:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-11T18:59:10.579-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lemon Soda In, Chocolate Milk Out</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cpeoqQzJbyA/S0vkrOgUIoI/AAAAAAAAAF4/W7JwfQewXEc/s1600-h/magnesium_citrate.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cpeoqQzJbyA/S0vkrOgUIoI/AAAAAAAAAF4/W7JwfQewXEc/s320/magnesium_citrate.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425681607377035906" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yesterday I had a stomach ache, and made a very poor decision. I figured that I might need to take a laxative, and threw down half a bottle of this...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just know that if you ever drink this, you're not gonna be able to go anywhere for the rest of the day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I drank it before going to sleep, and wore two pairs of shorts to bed, just to be safe.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18012219-1244938104037189059?l=itellstacy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://itellstacy.blogspot.com/feeds/1244938104037189059/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18012219&amp;postID=1244938104037189059' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18012219/posts/default/1244938104037189059'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18012219/posts/default/1244938104037189059'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://itellstacy.blogspot.com/2010/01/lemon-soda-in-chocolate-milk-out.html' title='Lemon Soda In, Chocolate Milk Out'/><author><name>ItellStacy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16949444973118610317</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cpeoqQzJbyA/S0vkrOgUIoI/AAAAAAAAAF4/W7JwfQewXEc/s72-c/magnesium_citrate.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
